
“Hai meh nayme iz Loraz Typhoon. I rlly lieked Renleh Bartons peenus but den he died. I creyed a lawt tbh. ANYWAIZ. I tenk dat I’m rlly badazz. But I also liek to haz fun xoxoxoxo if u kno wut I mean (;. I am up mah sistahs skirt ALL DA tiem n I am soh jealouz becuz shes marrying Jaffray Barton. I am jealouz becuz he is moar badazz den me D: sometiemz he scarez meh a lawt wit his manly manness. One dai when I grow up I wanna b juzt liek him”
-Loras Tyrell
I have never seen anything more beautiful or honest in my whole life.

“Water yew doin, Samwell?”
“Taching yer mewbs, bby.”
“Dew day feel lyke Marberry’s?”
“Nah.”